I'm in love with an egirl lyrics

( Verse 1 )

Well, it's 2:45 pm

Wake up from snoring, open DMs

Can of Red Bull by the bed

Vape is charged, Snapchat’s read

What's popping? ( dragged out )

What's popping? ( dragged out )

( Verse 2 )

She’s beauty, she's grace

She has a profile picture of an anime girl's face

Just a single message more

Sends her rubbing up my ethernet cord

( Pre-chorus )

I wanna be the guy

That you fall asleep on call with

I'll make you forget

Every guy that came before me

'Cause I like you

And you like my attention

Let's skip to the good bit

Let's consummate our internet connection

( Chorus )

I'm in love with an

I’m in love with an

With an e-girl

I'm in love with an

I’m in love with n

With an e-girl

( Verse 3 )

Mom took away my PS4

So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall

I'm not aggressive

I just ooze masculine passion

Did you know I've also got depression?

I’m self-diagnosed, thought I should mention

I thought you could be the one to fix me

( Pre-Chorus but it's the e-girl's perspective )

I wanna be the girl

That you fall asleep on call with

Meanwhile I'll

Find other people to talk with

'Cause you like me

And I think you're a maniac

Let's skip to the good bit

Let's completely block all contact

( Chorus )

I'm in love with an

I'm in love with a

I'm in love with an

With an e-girl

I'm in love with an

I'm in love with an

I'm in love with an

With an e-girl

( Spoken tearfully )

Mom took away my PS4

I've said it so many times before

How can I live on if I keep collecting

These every little slight and and insurrections

Constant pain in every dimension

My body weeps

Disbelief heads suspensions

( Spoken Calmly )

I wanna be the guy

That you find stalking your affections

Your social media scoured

You seek police interventions

Cause I base my

Ideals on obsessive media

Maybe if I act like them

You'll respond to my DMs